Coincidence
Coincidence
A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me; I'm celebrating.""This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman."What a coincidence," says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?""My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!""What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile.""That's great!" says the woman, "how did your chickens become fertile?"" I switched cocks," he replied."What a coincidence," she said.

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