Kissing

There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped. The Englishman was thinking: ‘The Scottish guy must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.’ Claudia Schiffer was thinking: ‘The English guy must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.’ And the Scotsman was thinking: ‘This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make that kissing noise and slap that English bastard again.'
http://www.amazingjokes.com/joke/2015-07-31/Kissing

GI Insurance

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000. Now," he concluded, "which group do you think they are going to send into battle first?"
http://www.amazingjokes.com/joke/2015-07-30/GI_Insurance

Programs(1040701~1040731)

1. Hannah Arendt (2012)

2.Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)

3.Germany’s non-nucler option

4.Germany’s renewable hopes

5.Germany’sthe profit of conservation

6.東協六國(1、2)

7.The story of 1001 nights

8.The green world of Fernando Caruncho

9.The Eden Project of Tim Smit

10.The house of Versace

11. Noah (2014)

12. Germany - Bayreuth to Munich

13. Belgium - Bouillon to Brussels

14. When the Game Stands Tall (2014)

15. The Tudor Age (2009)

16. London - The Modern Babylon (2012)

17. Pompeii (I) (2014)

      18. No Place on Earth (2012)