Coincidence

Coincidence
A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me; I'm celebrating.""This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman."What a coincidence," says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?""My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!""What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile.""That's great!" says the woman, "how did your chickens become fertile?"" I switched cocks," he replied."What a coincidence," she said.

Holy Land

Holy Land
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?" The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here,and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

How to Feel like a Woman

How to Feel like a Woman
n a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare. Eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.Then a cowboy named Jack from Carmichael Saskatchewan stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. One button at a time.No one moves.He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.She gasps...He whispers...."Iron this -- and then get me a beer."

Joke-Sheep

Sheep
Fred walks into his house with a sheep tucked under his arm. He carries it upstairs and into the bedroom where his wife is in bed, reading a magazine. "Honey," says Fred, "This is the pig I've been screwing when you're not available." "Fred," the wife says, "That's not a pig. That's a sheep." "Shut up," says Fred. "I wasn't talking to you."

A Funny Joke-And what did your Father do?

A joke from http://www.amazingjokes.com/
And what did your Father do?
The teacher says, "Let's discuss what your fathers do for a living." Mary says, "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts bad guys in jail." Jack says, "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all sick people better." The teacher says, to Dirty Johnny, "John, what does your Dad do ?" Johnny says, "My Dad is dead." She says, "I'm sorry to hear that. But what did he do before he died?" Johnny says, "He turned blue and shit on the carpet."

learning to change behaviors~saga

Learning is one thing, but doing is another.
We've been receiving a lot of information, messages and knowledge in our daily life.
However, how to apply useful ideas, thinkings or even theories to change our behaviors, correct the same mistakes we've been doing in the past several years.
Always keep a good faith that "we can do better than that" in order to motivate ourselves to be a better human being compared to last minute.
So, if what we read and learn can't change or benefit our behaviors, those knowledge are dead and useful for us, and we're sometimes just wasting our time.
(The process of learning- to change thinking and create your own ideas- to put in practice in your daily life.)

A new step

It's a tough decision to make. This working place is all well and good, but somehow it leads me nowhere. I keep wondering what I've learned in the past few years. Well, if making money is the only goal in our life, then no doubt this is definitely a perfect place to be. A satisfying pay compared to the average living standard else where ,and the convenient location and also a lot of bookstores just two blocks away, let along the colleagues around you treating you like a good friend. Just because of this friendship, I almost give myself up again. I gonna miss all of them.
Gee....Am i out of my mind! How could anyone resist a job like that?
After all, I've decided to turn over a new and a total different leaf. Hopefully, I can be more helpful to others and at least to my own family as well in the future.

Eating at Tasty for birthday celebration

It's been more than a year that i haven't eaten at Tasty restaurant. I didn't expect many customers there because of the bad image about their steak. To my surprise, the restaurant was almost full, but the great thing was it was not so noisy and crowded as usual. Overall, service was average compared to the last time i came here.

An uneventful day

Things indeed didn't go well recently. Bad lucks seemed to keep haunting me. However, today i thought would be a tough day, but it turned out to be an uneventful day, to be exact. One of our bigger clients almost didn't show up; the two important phones were just lying there and being quiet most of the time. Maybe i've already broken the curse.
P.S. Today is Saga's birthday and the husband of my partner's as well.

how firefox works

I'd just read an article "how firefox works" from the number one website in the world-how stuffworks.com. This simple browser not only provides an alternative to get on line, it specifically solve an impending problem of my working partner, which her "IE" couldn't functionly show the content of the webpage in a lot of websites-the page will go blank immediately. Magically, after using the "firefox", all the problems seem to be solved instantly.